If you like Irish literature and/or Flann O’Brien, you will like this news:

Tonight begins the first evening of the Republican National Convention, starring the reality-TV star Donny Trump. Expect hyperbolic claims, lies, and astounding quantities of bovine fecal matter–really, the greatest, the most everest in the history of the universe. Mounds and mounds of it. There will be misinformation, disinformation, and infomercials. It will be a phantasmagoria…